I hate to criticize too harshly but I can't find any redeeming qualities for this game beyond you have taken sounds from Portal and inserted them in to your own game.
There was no puzzle to it, rather a sign above the doors told you the order to click them assuming left was 1 and right was 3 almost every single time.
There's no skill nor logic to this game, simply following instructions and clicking doors. What you have here is the plot of a flash movie bastardised and inserted in to a half hearted game.
I must say, I quite enjoyed this, while I must confirm my dislike that these so called risks were not actually present no matter how much you pushed the game around and called it gay, it gave me a good bit of fun and I can't really ask for more than that when playing a free game in the portal.
A sequel would be much appreciated and perhaps you could try actually placing these risks in the game so that it would be more of a challenge, it took me no more than 20 minutes to finish the game which is unfortunete considering most of that was spent going 'Oh wait you can rewind on this level' then promptly finishing it in seconds.
When you realize how to beat the final part with the greatest of ease (Look very closely at the colour of the lines people) it suddenly becomes a sudden ending to a game you're only just getting in to.
There's no denying that you can't beat the general music to the game but even the "You Win/Lose" little chant was amusing and I in fact have it playing on a loop while I write this review.
Laaaaaaa la la la
Pum pum, pum pum pum, pum
Dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki (That line made me lol writing it <3)
Game is currently broken. The screen jumps around at random and does not show your character moving correctly. You get the jump sound effect but you don't actually get the jump animation. What's worse is that until you reach the next area you still see yourself in the same spot so you have no idea what obstacles you're trying to dodge. Further more, because you cannot see jump animations the last boss is essentially impossible because you have no idea what you're doing.
This should have got blammed honestly. The artwork is mediocre, the concept is overdone, the excution of the concept was appalling, it lags, it's not entertaining nor addictive nor even remotely interesting and more than anything, there's nothing in the slightest that makes it unique except the rather bland artwork.
It's actually quite good but people seriously need to stop using the guy who played Legend in XIN unless he gets a new accent. It's becoming really old and even unfitting for characters.
Everyone's asking him to be their main protaganist or antagonist recently.
Back on the good notes I like the story and the music and the character design. There's little tidbits of humour as well.
I'd like to give this game good stars because I love the others in this series but this one was just plain bad. At first you're off the train. Then you go to the city with minimal fights, then you go back to the city with minimal fights, then you go down this hole and it's ok, find the other guy and it's still ok.
Suddenly you're inside this machine place and 6 robots attack you in a random encounter, not even a boss fight, each of them hitting around 30 once per turn so that's 180 damage. You finally get it down so there's only two of them left and they call out two MORE robots, one of which uses a missile that hits both characters for 70, the other doing a normal attack. You're dead now.
The adverts. Honestly, I don't mind them being after every level, what I do mind is the horrible errors in them. I finished a level and sent my maid to clean a plant pot and even though the advert had not come up yet nor was it coming up, it redirected me to the site the advert would have taken me too and I lost all my game progess when I'd got pretty far in to it, about 3/4 of the items.
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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 21, 2009
Well..
I hate to criticize too harshly but I can't find any redeeming qualities for this game beyond you have taken sounds from Portal and inserted them in to your own game.
There was no puzzle to it, rather a sign above the doors told you the order to click them assuming left was 1 and right was 3 almost every single time.
There's no skill nor logic to this game, simply following instructions and clicking doors. What you have here is the plot of a flash movie bastardised and inserted in to a half hearted game.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 13, 2009
Ugh
People saying this is random seriously need to watch Watchmen... like now.
Fantastic, gave me a few laughs, I'm rather fond of Rorschach Rolling =D
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 1, 2008
Well...
I must say, I quite enjoyed this, while I must confirm my dislike that these so called risks were not actually present no matter how much you pushed the game around and called it gay, it gave me a good bit of fun and I can't really ask for more than that when playing a free game in the portal.
A sequel would be much appreciated and perhaps you could try actually placing these risks in the game so that it would be more of a challenge, it took me no more than 20 minutes to finish the game which is unfortunete considering most of that was spent going 'Oh wait you can rewind on this level' then promptly finishing it in seconds.
8/10 and 4/5
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 22, 2008
Aww :(
It's too easy :(
When you realize how to beat the final part with the greatest of ease (Look very closely at the colour of the lines people) it suddenly becomes a sudden ending to a game you're only just getting in to.
There's no denying that you can't beat the general music to the game but even the "You Win/Lose" little chant was amusing and I in fact have it playing on a loop while I write this review.
Laaaaaaa la la la
Pum pum, pum pum pum, pum
Dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki dicki (That line made me lol writing it <3)
Rated 0 / 5 stars April 8, 2008
Hmm
Game is currently broken. The screen jumps around at random and does not show your character moving correctly. You get the jump sound effect but you don't actually get the jump animation. What's worse is that until you reach the next area you still see yourself in the same spot so you have no idea what obstacles you're trying to dodge. Further more, because you cannot see jump animations the last boss is essentially impossible because you have no idea what you're doing.
Fix please?
Rated 0 / 5 stars April 4, 2008
...
This should have got blammed honestly. The artwork is mediocre, the concept is overdone, the excution of the concept was appalling, it lags, it's not entertaining nor addictive nor even remotely interesting and more than anything, there's nothing in the slightest that makes it unique except the rather bland artwork.
Needs moar blam.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 3, 2008
Hmm
It's actually quite good but people seriously need to stop using the guy who played Legend in XIN unless he gets a new accent. It's becoming really old and even unfitting for characters.
Everyone's asking him to be their main protaganist or antagonist recently.
Back on the good notes I like the story and the music and the character design. There's little tidbits of humour as well.
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 20, 2008
Eh...
Sticking your dignity out there and risking it for a bit of fun requires a lot of guts, I respect you for that :P
This entertained me a lot more than a lot of other stuff currently on the front page and what not.
I thank you for those few seconds of lols :3
Also I want that hat <3
<3 <3 <3
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars December 30, 2007
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I'd like to give this game good stars because I love the others in this series but this one was just plain bad. At first you're off the train. Then you go to the city with minimal fights, then you go back to the city with minimal fights, then you go down this hole and it's ok, find the other guy and it's still ok.
Suddenly you're inside this machine place and 6 robots attack you in a random encounter, not even a boss fight, each of them hitting around 30 once per turn so that's 180 damage. You finally get it down so there's only two of them left and they call out two MORE robots, one of which uses a missile that hits both characters for 70, the other doing a normal attack. You're dead now.
What in gods name were you thinking?
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 12, 2007
Mreh
I love the game but one thing is really wrong.
The adverts. Honestly, I don't mind them being after every level, what I do mind is the horrible errors in them. I finished a level and sent my maid to clean a plant pot and even though the advert had not come up yet nor was it coming up, it redirected me to the site the advert would have taken me too and I lost all my game progess when I'd got pretty far in to it, about 3/4 of the items.